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“Oh, you're Fate?" said Cohen, as they reached the gaming table. "Always wanted to meet you. I thought you were supposed to be blind?" "No." "How about if someone stuck two fingers in yer eyes?" "I'm sorry?" "Just my little joke." "Ha. Ha," said Fate.” quote by Terry Pratchett — Download Open image

““Oh, you're Fate?" said Cohen, as they reached the gaming table. "Always wanted to meet you. I thought you were supposed to be blind?" "No." "How about if someone stuck two fingers in yer eyes?" "I'm sorry?" "Just my little joke." "Ha. Ha," said Fate.””

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