Hell Quote by Terry Pratchett

““... a man needs no camel to ride to hell, yea, nor horse, nor mule; a man may ride into hell on his tongue...””

Terry Pratchett

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Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.

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