Face Exploding Quote by Stephen King

“His mouth formed an O with lips torn angry in laying duck's eggs from a chicken's rectum.”

— Nathanael West

“The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the quacking duck gets shot.”

— Carl Sandburg

As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I…

— Jim Butcher

“Plopbottle closed his eyes. Suddenly he wasn’t a low-grade technician any more, he was Johnny Marino in Disco Night Fever. Confident, sophisticated, chic, and…

— Indigo Lane

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I cannot bear that chirpy Bobby Kennedy, always building his beaver's nest with a few more facts. He needs to look into the abyss.”

— Norman Mailer

“Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.”

— Alan Partridge

“I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass.”

— Karl Pilkington

“One final silly face. One blessed responding laugh. Fezzik closed his eyes then, thinking only this: thank God I was a giant after all…”

— William Goldman

“My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit." -Tommy Ding, ding, ding," Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on the correct…

— Christopher Moore

“I’ve been practicin’ my morgue face for when I have to go identify your body. Wanna see it?” Nick said then he arranged his…

— Kristen Ashley

“I met a man with no forehead and receding eyebrows. He had ketchup crusted on his eyelids. I can't remember what we talked about,…

— Jarod Kintz