Quote by Stephanie Download Open image “LOL @ the dude buying condoms and getting her card declined. she just got cock blocked by Visa!” — Stephanie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Foreign bitch, she dont even talk. She just drop the money off and got a sexy walk. — Chevy Woods Copy Share Image
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“In 2009, a woman who had recently stolen a credit card, decided to stock up on groceries. After doing her shopping, while she was… — Jeffrey Fisher Copy Share Image
She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, You want me to wear a condom!¨ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“For a moment it seemed that her impeccably impractical education—in which she'd learned about Middle English and Duchamp's urinal and sub-Saharan droughts but had never been taught how to apply for a credit card or answer an office phone—wasn't useless after all.” — Ralph Sassone Copy Share
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We're not buying Sam's Club condoms,” said Owen. “Their trash bags don't even work.” — Sarah Dunn Copy Share Image
Don't Listen to what people say Cause sometimes all they want to do is see u fall — Stephanie Copy Share Image
“so i take it this is your dog?" "yeah Sam's a real lady-killer." "i'm more of a cat person myself.” — Stephanie Copy Share Image
You can have all the money in the world but if your not with the people you love and your not health then money… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Dont call me your boo , babe , babygurl , hunny , sweetie , baby , or whatever cause I'm not your fucking girl . — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Everyone says that love hurts,but that's not true. Loneliness hurts.Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Everyone confuse these things with love, but reality, love is… — Stephanie Copy Share Image