Lists Quote by Sloane Crosley

Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You should've gone during the break Student: I'm sorry I haven't planned out my pee schedule.

— Anonymous

I'm gonna pee due to boredom.

— Ramandeep Singh

That moment were you got to pee but don't want to get up

— Michael

“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”

— Micah Amyx

I have to pee out of my ass.

— Nick Swardson

There is no such thing as a list of reasons. There is either one sufficient reason or a list of excuses.

— Robert Breault

Never make a decision when you need to pee.

— Leonard Cohen

That moment when you really have to pee but your to darn lazy to get up to use the bathroom.

— Raea

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I could close the bathroom door, or I…

— Jarod Kintz

Making lists of reasons was sometimes a good way to figure things out.

— Lois Lowry

“Who needs an alarm clock you you have a bladder”

— T. Haque