Friendship Quote by Shar-rae

What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?

— Darynda Jones

“Okay, to be fair, I had tried to Google-stalk him. But Google-stalking is a far cry from having your demonblood best friend park his…

— Cecily White

“I said, “Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. I’m a stalker.”

— Graham Parke

“Do I need to share the meaning of stalker?”

— Christi Snow

“You can't stalk what's yours", he returned. I looked at his shirt. "Yes, I suspect that's what all the stalkers say.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Holy shit, you’re the most accomplished stalker I’ve ever met.” “It’s not stalking if you like it.”

— Aleksandr Voinov

“He seems friendly, but what do I know? I do call him Stalker Boy for a reason.”

— Michelle Warren

“I'm not really a stalker, but my school is so small it's hard not to notice a person's schedule if you have a compound…

— Kristen Chandler

“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE”

— Darynda Jones

“Are you stalking me or something?' 'Ha...Well, I'd rather think of it as strategically putting myself in your path so we can be friends…But…

— Robin Constantine

There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three…

— Dustin Diamond

When your friend takes your phone and threatens to text your crush. (:

— Anonymous