Quote by Scott McNeely Download Open image ““Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because “pot holder” was taken.”” — Scott McNeely ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“After that moment, reality for Pelletier and Espinoza seemed to tear like paper scenery, and when it was stripped away it revealed what was… — Roberto Bolaño Copy Share Image
“Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of… — Riley Weber Copy Share Image
“My meal arrived. It was a bowl of tepid, green curried water with two spinach leaves floating in it. The waiter called it 'vegetable… — Frank Kusy Copy Share Image
“Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A: Because there was a KFC on the other side! ” — Peter Brown Copy Share Image
“What do you call this? Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop. Bang. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.” The ever-present creases in Harlan’s face deepened for a moment until he said,… — Tracy Brogan Copy Share Image
“A cockroach can not attend the meeting of chicken and be offered innocent.” — peter adejimi Copy Share Image
Weird. I rang it three times.” – Nekoda “There might be something with out condo.” ‘Other than the fact that it lived under a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Have you got a broom?’ I asked Jackie as I stood in the doorway, watching the scene in front of me unfold. It was… — Katrina Kahler Copy Share Image
“She took a chicken leg from the table in the biggest kitchen, a cavern lined with so many pots that by the light of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: Don’t know, don’t care.” — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“A ventriloquist was on stage at a bar in a small town. He was going through his usual run of dumb blonde jokes when… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Q: How many Java programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket. Q: How… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Four Catholic women are having coffee. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“A slightly tipsy mathematician got home at 3 a.m. His wife was upset and yelled, “You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45.”… — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“Q: How many alto singers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They can’t reach that high.” — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
