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“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.”

— Lynne Tillman

“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.”

— David John Allan

“How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never mind. Nobody would get the joke anyway.”

— Garrison Keillor

“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.”

— Pedro Domingos

“and once again I am a singer in the lower choirs, born fifty years ago to raise my voice this high, and no higher.”

— Leonard Cohen

“I think Mr. Hawk forgot that he told us to count all our lightbulbs. Because a few days after he told us to do…

— Kristen Tracy

“You don't understand how much light you've got until the lights go out”

— Joan Bauer

“One thing I can tell you is that no matter how loud God’s voice is right now, you probably need to turn it up…

— Clay Scroggins

“One can't work/by limelight.//A bowlful/right at/one's elbow//produces no/more than/a baleful/glow against/the kitchen table.//The fruit purveyor's/whole unstable/pyramid//doesn't equal/what daylight did.”

— Kay Ryan

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

“How much does a beam of light weigh?”

— ijosephi lowly worm

“I turn up the music, but it never seems to be loud enough.”

— Elizabeth Heller