Quote by Riley Weber

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of…

— Babloo

“If Peter Pecker picked a pack of pecker partners, how many pecker partners would Peter Pecker pick?”

— Madison Parker

“My spoon was bent so that if I wanted to eat I had to pick the spoon up with my right hand. If I…

— Charles Bukowski

“(there is no pepper on the table; evidently pepper perks the libido),”

— Tom Hillman

“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress…

— Terry Pratchett

We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.]

— Rick Riordan

“Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.”

— Rick Riordan

“It is good to know what you are doing. The man with his pickled fish has set down one truth and has recorded in…

— John Steinbeck

“Dude, can I have your pickle?”

— J.C. Lillis

“I've seen only painters and fishermen and I think they're both the same kind of men who made a different choice one time in…

— Sherman Alexie

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I shake your hand, will I get my fingerprints all over your fingertips? I hope not. Otherwise the crime scene, and the shaft…

— Jarod Kintz