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“How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can,…

— Riley Weber

“How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?”

— Riley Weber

The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letters that determine your life direction.

— Abhishek Tiwari

Only in a math problem can a person buy 60 cantaloupes and not be questioned.

— Peanuts

*During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer.

— Mackenzie

“A can of canola is better than a can of can’t.”

— Jarod Kintz

“PUPIL: I can count to . . . to infinity. PROFESSOR: That's not possible, miss. PUPIL: Well then, let's say to sixteen. PROFESSOR: That…

— Eugène Ionesco

Grown athlete Im not no wanna be waitress asked me how many bottles I said 23.

— Blondie

You look around the world in 2013, and you say, 'How many prime ministers or presidents are in prison?' One or two. 'How many…

— John Ralston Saul

“If one can, anyone can. If two can, you can, too!”

— Nancy I. Sanders

“...I guess I can put two and two together." "Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...”

— Dashiell Hammett

“I know 20 ways to count from 1-19.”

— Jarod Kintz