Happiness Quote by S.L.J. Shortt

“Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.” quote by S.L.J. Shortt — Download Open image

““Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.””

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“Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!”

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“So that’s why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk’s gone rusty?”

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“You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?”

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“You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.”

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