Amputee Quote by Rudy Espinoza

The trial of Olympic athlete Oscar Pistorius has kept me fascinated and shocked in equal measure. But like many women, I was relieved this…

— Katie Piper

The poster boy for our superabled future is Oscar Pistorius, an increasingly famous South African sprinter who happens to have had both of his…

— Daniel H. Wilson

“On February 26, 1986, Barbosa was arrested just minutes after he murdered a little girl. He had been approached by two policemen who thought…

— Jack Rosewood

Fresh wounds," said Angua. "But one of them did shoot one of the other in the leg by accident." "I think you'd better put…

— Terry Pratchett

“Six months ago, her old doctor at the Henry J. Hamilton Rehabilitation Centee had put her back on all her medications after somebody disguised…

— Donald Ray Pollock

When...has a mugging case ever heard a defense attorney claim, 'Your Honor, the victim was dressed in an Armani suit and wearing a Rolex.…

— Peter David

“She opened the latest crime-scene photos submitted by the Nashville Police Department overnight. The fresh kill. The photo named the victim as Giselle St.…

— J.T. Ellison

“The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play.”

— Tim Kreider

The man who accused Richard Simmons of slapping him in an airport has dropped the assault charge. Dropped it! Upon hearing the news, Simmons…

— Dennis Miller

“Levi Deming, eighteen. The arrest report was several years old, putting the guy’s current age at 24. “Drug”

— Sloane Kennedy

“He comes out in shorts and the same V-neck shirt. One of his legs from just below the knee is a prosthesis. It's made…

— Alison Evans

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out!

— Cedric The Entertainer