Chicago Quote by Rudy Espinoza

On that walk around the building, two sets of cops coming out stopped to tell our guys to hustle us inside so they could…

— Kelley Armstrong

I had been pulled over quite a bit by police officers, especially in Santa Monica and Culver City.

— Salim Akil

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

— Victoria Beryl Zelinski

Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.

— George Carlin

Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen

— Anonymous

I'll tell you one big misconception. Cops never say 'Freeze!' It might be misinterpreted. They might think you were, like, ordering fries. Or that…

— Gregory Smith

Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?

— Anonymous

One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it,…

— Steven Wright

I got a ticket today for a missing hubcap. The policeman told me my nuts were showing!

— S Tabor

I'd seen more cops in the last few days than on a weekend LAW and ORDER marathon" - Paigne Winterbourne

— Kelley Armstrong

I had a problem with cops pulling me over all the time for speeding. When I was doing Hill Street Blues, the cops said…

— Jennifer Tilly

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I…

— Steven Wright