Quote by Red Buttons Download Open image ““Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.”” — Red Buttons ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“You want to protect you children, don't you? You let them out of your body but you never let them all the way out.” — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulation to my thighs.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my hand around your fist like it was… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I have seen teenage boys having sex, and they aren't so intense as babies who are figuring out that they have hands...” — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“These hands will never go away they will scoop you up at anytime anytime that you want to be loved” — April Nichole Copy Share Image
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.” — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
