Action Quote by Philip Jose Farmer

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“Hear the wind and you will know the wind. Wind blows, and the generations are its leaves. There was no higher praise than what…

— Eliot Weinberger

“you can’t fart without changing the balance in the universe”

— Philip K. Dick

“he has no more manners than a bear,”

— Frances Burney

“All over Russia, bears were depressed. The Yeti were moving west. This was due to global warming, but the bears hadn’t gone to university…

— Grady Hendrix

“every particle being connected with every other; you can't fart without changing the balance in the universe. It makes living a funny joke with…

— Philip K. Dick

“You’ve the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind. Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of…

— Scott Lynch

“old proverb: When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts.”

— Marc Cameron

“It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”

— Ferrol Sams

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind

— Scott Lynch

“it smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.”

— Adam Rex

“On many occasions animals are not so much trying to hurt us as giving us a mere rebuke or warning. The trouble is, a…

— Lee H. Whittlesey