Quote by Marc Cameron Download Open image ““old proverb: When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts.”” — Marc Cameron ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.” — Bhawna Kak Copy Share Image
“In a battle, an army of farts would surely beat an army of noses, even if those noses were armed with fingers that could… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The wisdom of peasants shows itself in their ability to pretend that they are fools.” — Shūsaku Endō Copy Share Image
This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and… — John Aubrey Copy Share Image
“Dad also has the loudest, stinkiest farts in creation. I don’t know how he manages to control them at work, or even if he… — Atheneum Books for Young Readers Copy Share Image
“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“that the ones who laugh the loudest and the most are usually the shallowest and the most foolish? And that the wisest are usually… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
“Life in a police state is pretty good—if you are the state police.” Though” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“There are three rules to a water landing,” he said, dropping the tail. “Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“the venerable 1911 design some operators felt had to have been revealed by the Almighty to John Browning. Nestled” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“If you wanted the respect of the world, you climbed Everest. If you wanted the respect of other mountaineers, you climbed K2.” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“I’m probably the first woman in my family to ever contemplate hiring a babysitter so she can go break a friend out of a… — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“Four things greater than all things are,’ ” the Sikh said, again using Kipling to make his point. “ ‘. . . Women and Horses and Power and War.” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“though a concentrated mind could pierce a stone, it was a long process.” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“The Brits called them SMIDSY accidents—Sorry, mate, I didn’t see you.” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“Chinese proverb: When two tigers fight, one is injured beyond repair—and the other one is dead. During” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
“She’s the kind of girl who’d beat a guy to death with a walrus pecker if he crossed her,” — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
