Quote by Paul Neilan

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.”

— Mark Twain

“But his bird says it's amazing, So now all that's left, Is the proof that Love's Not only blind but deaf.”

— Arctic Monkeys

“birds here sing readily enough without me buying them sheet music.”

— Emma Jameson

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes when it's…

— Terry Pratchett

“the chickens scratched,”

— Sharon Mierke

“Chickens are annoying. Is that why people eat them? My sister is annoying, but nobody eats her.”

— Yvonne Tasker

“A chicken is the egg’s way of making more eggs.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

“Like a swan, she made no sound.”

— Sabrina Jeffries

“I ended up in the back seat of a chicken truck’s cab heading through beautiful scenery and disastrous roads to my hotel. About an…

— Jennifer S. Alderson

“We must obey, the chickens have spoken!”

— Beth Webb

“Chicken is chicken no matter how you say it.”

— Eduardo