Beats Quote by Patton Oswalt Download Open image “I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.” — Patton Oswalt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beats Books Novel Paid Pipe Romance Romance novel Sailor Steel Three
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If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday,… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
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What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
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