About Quote by Nick Clegg

Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!

— Anonymous

“The human body is designed in accordance with the laws of nature. The British left behind their potty which goes against these laws. It…

— Tapan Ghosh

Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty

— Julia Roberts

Doing press is like eating at McDonald's: while it's going on it's vaguely enjoyable - you're seduced by your own vanity and taking yourself…

— Emily Mortimer

I usually hate going around and doing press. It sort of stresses me out.

— Emily Browning

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

— Green Monk

I never mind doing press; it's never bothered me.

— Bill Nighy

I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets.

— Nikhil Saluja

I feel like not all press is good press. Sometimes personal things can be released, and... that's not good press.

— Cher Lloyd

The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.

— Jon Stewart

I've been dealing with the press for 45 years. You need a very long spoon to sup with them. While you are always grateful,…

— Joanna Lumley

I learned early on that there are certain things you can control in the press, and things you cannot.

— John Travolta