"Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?" — Mitch Hedberg

More Ever Tried Quotes

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• Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. — Samuel Beckett
• Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you… — John Cleese
• Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated. — Jose Canseco
• Black! Black! Black! I am proud of being a Negro. Nor have I ever tried to beg tolerance from anyone.… — Unknown Author
• If you are trying to slip out without waking a sleeping man, zips are a nightmare. Haven't you ever tried… — Diane von Furstenberg
• I just like the idea of trying something that no one's ever tried before, and I really wanted to know… — Unknown Author
• You ever tried to pick up your teeth with a bunch of broken fingers — Triple H
• When you're eleven you think every idea is born with you, that no one ever tried it the right way… — Unknown Author
• He had heard people speak contemptuously of money: he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it. — W. Somerset Maugham
• I remember nothing about it except a philological fact. My mother said nothing about the dragon, but pointed out that… — J.R.R. Tolkien
• Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. — George Bernard Shaw
• There are so many people who want to get together to have a great prayer meeting or other great gatherings.… — J. Vernon McGee

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