"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." — Mitch Hedberg

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• You can't put your feet on the ground until you've touched the sky. — Paul Auster
• I don't think of myself as a metafictional writer at all. I think of myself as a classic writer, a… — Paul Auster
• Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for… — Neil Armstrong
• I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political… — Margaret Atwood
• What does love look like? It has the hands to help others. It has the feet to hasten to the… — Saint Augustine
• I never really look for anything. What God throws my way comes. I wake up in the morning and whichever… — Pearl Bailey
• To revolt is a natural tendency of life. Even a worm turns against the foot that crushes it. In general,… — Mikhail Bakunin
• Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught. — Honore de Balzac
• My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my… — Tyra Banks
• If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. — Count Basie
• Now, if you notice how the swan, putting its neck down into the deep water, brings up food for itself… — Saint Basil
• Old-fashioned ways which no longer apply to changed conditions are a snare in which the feet of women have always… — Jane Addams

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