Funny Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Nature
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods! — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Your mom is so fat, superman found something more effective than planet Krypton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Superman has evolved continually in the comic books over the course of 75 years. He couldn't even fly for years in the original comic… — David S. Goyer Copy Share Image
The fact is that Superman isn't around because he is the oldest superhero. He's still around because he is a great superhero. He's the… — Gary Frank Copy Share Image
He turns all of his injuries into strengths, that which does not kill him makes him stronger, he is superman. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer?… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Superman is a traditional archetype in our culture, this all-powerful but benign doer of good, protector and friend. If he could succumb to the… — Dana Reeve Copy Share Image
Superman is, after all, an alien life form. He is simply the acceptable face of invading realities. — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
Everybody needs help, even Superman. That's why he had the Justice League. — Rasheed Wallace Copy Share Image
Superman! Champion of the oppressed. The physical marvel who had sworn to devote his existence to helping those in need. — Jerry Siegel Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
