Earth Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Earth
I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids! — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Your mom is so fat, superman found something more effective than planet Krypton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love those who do not first seek a reason beyond the stars for going down and being sacrifices, but sacrifice themselves to the… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Superman has evolved continually in the comic books over the course of 75 years. He couldn't even fly for years in the original comic… — David S. Goyer Copy Share Image
The fact is that Superman isn't around because he is the oldest superhero. He's still around because he is a great superhero. He's the… — Gary Frank Copy Share Image
The whole point of Superman, as originally created, was to be the ally of those who had no other allies. It put that magnitude… — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
Superman is, after all, an alien life form. He is simply the acceptable face of invading realities. — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer?… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
Superman is a traditional archetype in our culture, this all-powerful but benign doer of good, protector and friend. If he could succumb to the… — Dana Reeve Copy Share Image
I love him who liveth in order to know, and seeketh to know in order that the Superman may hereafter live. Thus seeketh he… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Whats special about Superman is that he will always make the right choice. — Max Landis Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
There is something more important than any ultimate weapon. That is the ultimate position-the position of total control over Earth that lies somewhere out… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Well, The Day the Earth Caught Fire was a story... I don't if anybody knows what it is but it was about... in the… — Val Guest Copy Share Image
“The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation.… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
When you're scared - and I mean really scared, not just hearing a noise in the night, or standing toe to toe with someone… — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
Mythology is something that always has opportunities to explore. 'It' has been on Earth for millions of years. He's been in contact with humans… — Andy Muschietti Copy Share Image
I have lifted my plane . . . for perhaps a thousand flights and I have never felt her wheels glide from the Earth… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
Set NOT your hearts on the flowers of this world. They shall fade and die. Prize the Rose of Sharon and the Lily of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When man of slender visits you / Nothing on earth that one can do / In well he’ll hide, or watery hole / And… — Jack Goldstein Copy Share Image
Cities are 2% of the earth's crust, but they are 50% of the world's population. — Carlo Ratti Copy Share Image
