Gay Quote by Mike Messerli

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

— Charles M. Schulz

“If you were sitting with Jesus today, what do you think He’d want to talk about?”

— Renee Swope

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

— Jesse Ventura

“What Would Jesus Eat?”

— Brad Barkley

If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit…

— Brad Warner

“What would Jesus do?”

— Unknown Christian

What if Jesus was the only normal person who ever lived?

— Bernie Siegel

I think if Jesus came for the first time, and he was 33 1/2 years old and hung out with these guys, where would…

— Michael W. Smith

I wondered if there were other restless people asking the question with me: What if Jesus meant the stuff he said?.

— Shane Claiborne

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing.

— Mark Batterson

Jesus must have had a sense of humor. I like to think of Him as a guy who got people to listen to Him…

— Bil Keane

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had…

— Thomas Carlyle