Bars Quote by Michael W. Smith

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses.

— Mark Batterson

Whoever wishes to meet Jesus must meet him in places where brothers and sisters of Jesus are hungry, thirsty, naked, unwanted, sick or in…

— Richard Wurmbrand

Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior?

— James B. Donovan

Jesus would be framed and in jail if he was living today.

— Carson McCullers

Jesus would have gone to Ellen Degeneres' house for dinner and had a good time. What would we be saying about him?

— Mike Messerli

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

— Charles M. Schulz

I’ve often wondered where Jesus would apply His hastily made whip if He were to visit our culture. My guess is that it would…

— Anonymous

I didn't find Jesus. He's been there the whole time.

— Billy Corgan

If Jesus were playing the game, I don't know what he'd do.

— Lisa Whelchel

“And if Christ had died from a barbiturate overdose, alone on the bathroom floor, would he be in heaven?”

— Chuck Palahniuk

What if Jesus was the only normal person who ever lived?

— Bernie Siegel

If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl.

— Norman Vincent Peale