Funny facebook status Quote by Me Download Open image “Chips = 70% Air. 30% Chips” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
You know when the bags of chips say NEW! BIGGER SIZE! they really mean more air in the bag. — Alexandra-Herrera Copy Share Image
Dear LAYS, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't put chips in the bag of air I bought. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air,and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my life I thought air was free......Then I bought a bag of chips. — Darrin McManus Copy Share Image
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air & the company is nice enough to put some chips in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
