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“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”

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Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.

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If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could…

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“The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before…

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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

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“It is never wrong to do the right thing.”

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A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually…

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get…

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The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get…

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“As far as I can see, Italy, for fifteen hundred years, has turned all her energies, all her finances, and all her industry to…

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Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

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“Do Not Be Anxious 25 e “Therefore I tell you, f do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink,…

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Every plant which my heavenly father has not planted with be uprooted

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My Chosen Daughter, No one can define you without your permission. I want you to be so secure in who you are in Me…

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Daily simple, sincere, and mighty prayers lift our lives to a higher spiritual altitude. In our prayers we praise God, give thanks to Him,…

Dieter F. Uchtdorf

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“If you think you are unworthy to pray, that thought is not coming from Jesus Christ. More than anything, He wants us to approach…

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Heavenly Father hears your prayers, He loves you. He knows your name. He loves you beyond your ability to comprehend.

Henry B. Eyring

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Although we might settle for less, Heavenly Father won't, for he sees us as the glorious beings we are capable of becoming.

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“An atheist is someone who is disappointed in his search of god. He is a man who strongly needed god but couldn't find him.…

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Our Lord never referred to unanswered prayer. He taught that prayers are always answered: “Everyone who asks receives”. And He implied that prayers are…

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How we conduct ourselves in this life will determine what we will be in all the eternities to come. To receive the blessings of…

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