Quote by Louise Rennison

“You have a magnificent moustache. You must be very proud of it.”

— Marian Keyes

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.”

— Anya Wylde

“I suppose next time I come home I shall find you wearing false moustaches—or are you doing so now?' Poirot winced. His moustaches had…

— Agatha Christie

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know, I've never been a fancier of human women. But I'll admit, that particular specimen is striking. I notice you wasted no time…

— Sylvia Mercedes

“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …”

— Charles Bukowski

“I know these sorts of people. They're not men. They're mustaches with idiots attached.”

— Katherine Rundell

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books