Running water Quote by Louise Nicks

“There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,” Granny Relda…

— Michael Buckley

“I have to go to the toilet,” I tell Ma urgently after dinner. “You have to go in the woods.” “But where?” “Anywhere you…

— Loung Ung

“You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books. But you…

— Beth Labonte

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“I've got my own toilet." -- Grace Harper”

— Christine Amsden

“Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me…

— Christine Zoldenz

“You always did have a problem with undies. Remember when you wet your pants in the second grade?" - Joyce Barnhardt”

— Janet Evanovich

“...like the twig furniture she made, thinking it was going to make us rich, only she's shit with a hammer and nails and the…

— Susan Juby

“My friend loves taking a bath all by herself. She never ever gets out.”

— Kōji Suzuki

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Yeah, kids who trash bathrooms. Maybe those kids are matter more than even the good little ones who sit in the front row and…

— Anthony Breznican