““Amanda: Ugh. Now I’m crying for real. Why do you have to be such a great fucking friend? Diana: Because I like to make you cry. I like to shower you with my sweet love and then watch your gratitude spill out of your pretty melted-chocolate eyeballs while I soak up your tear juice on a sponge. Amanda: Now I’m laughing and crying. There’s snot everywhere. It’s gross. Diana: You’re welcome. I love you.””
