“Why are you laughing? I am your sexy boyfriend. You told me last night. You said I was the sexiest boyfriend you’ve ever had and you couldn’t wait to ride me like a pony.” — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“It makes sense that the two most beautiful people in the room should gravitate toward each other.” — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“That was only my second time doing that. But I watched some videos last night, so I was hoping it would be okay.” “Firstly—again, it was far, far better than okay. Secondly—what kind of videos?” I wiggle my brows suggestively. “You mean porn?” Her blush spreads from her cheeks down the pale column of her throat. “Instructional videos.” “By which… — Lili Valente Copy Share
“Laura: Ew. So gross. I don’t want to hear about you and Justin getting it on, Elizabeth. I’ve known him since we were twelve.… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I do love you.” Tears rise in my eyes. “I love you so much, and I’m so sorry this is happening to you. I’m… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I relax against his chest, turning to look up into his stupidly handsome face. Why does he have to be so pretty to look… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“You look beautiful.” I shift my gaze slowly to my right and find him watching me with that intensity in his eyes again, making it clear he isn’t kidding. “Well…thank you. You’re not too bad to look at, either.” He smiles as he shifts closer. “No? Not too bad?” I shrug. “Nah. I mean, I don’t throw up in my… — Lili Valente Copy Share
“a good man is like melted cheese; a bad one is like a rectal exam. In other words, a good man makes everything better,… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. I guess he doesn’t want his grandmother to know that he’s living in sin with a woman he got pregnant out of wedlock. So it’s going to be our little secret for now.” At this point, I’m pretty sure my eyes are bulging out of my head, but Mandy’s voice is breezy as she adds, “No, seriously,… — Lili Valente Copy Share
“I’m always in the mood to cook.” I brush her hair out of her eyes. “And I’m definitely in the mood to be alone… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“But he also smells like a cross between a redwood forest and homemade frosting, moves like a sexy beast who is completely comfortable in… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“That’s how much you should love the woman you’re going to marry. You should love her so much that if she were taken away… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I’ve been dating for over a decade, Libby, and I have never had a man look as hopeful and adorably desperate over me as Justin looked holding up that stupid poem for you. Hearts all over the country are breaking for that goofy, handsome fool, and when you go out there with your sign that says you love him, too,… — Lili Valente Copy Share
