Birthday Quote by Kody Keplinger

Valentines Day is the day that the 'V' and 'D' come together.

— Anonymous

Valentines is When the V and D comes together .

— Bunnie

“In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Valentine's Day. The most ridiculous Hallmark excuse for a holiday ever.”

— Kim Askew

“If at least most partners and spouses treated their partners and spouses like they matter, at least most of the time, Valentine’s Day would…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the…

— Lewis Black

“I'd never done Valentine's Day before. We didn't celebrate it in Catholic School. I understood Valentine's Day, as a concept. The naked baby shoots…

— Trevor Noah

IF you dont have a valentine on valentine's day dont be sad most people dont have AIDS on world AIDS day

— Araba

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Valentine's Day is a holiday of high emotions, mostly stress. The occasion has the unique ability to make both those who do participate in…

— Mary Katharine Ham

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday.

— Ted Kooser

“The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.”

— Faye Morgan