Ridiculous Quote by Kim Askew Download Open image ““Valentine's Day. The most ridiculous Hallmark excuse for a holiday ever.”” — Kim Askew ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Day Ridiculous Hallmark Excuse Ridiculous Ridiculous Hallmark Valentine day
“Then, Valentine’s Day came. There was a dance, and balloons and flowers and cheaply made rings and all sorts of lame teddy bears and… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan Copy Share Image
“If at least most partners and spouses treated their partners and spouses like they matter, at least most of the time, Valentine’s Day would… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What was that? Valentine's Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic way before,… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards. — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
Remember that Valentines Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must get taken down. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“The problem is that I hate holidays… I hate the whole idea of it… That for you today is Christmas for me is nothing… — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
“I'd never done Valentine's Day before. We didn't celebrate it in Catholic School. I understood Valentine's Day, as a concept. The naked baby shoots… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
“I used to think that forgetting was the path to healing, the path to forgiveness. But I was wrong.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“The minute you think you can outsmart life, that's when life will outsmart you.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“Isn't being in love reward enough without needing a special day as a bonus?” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“Everyone is looking for the next big thrill to feel alive, chasing the unattainable.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“When you bury your head in the sand, at least you don't get slapped in the face.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“They say time flies when you're having fun, but boy does it move at a snail's pace when you're worried or depressed or anxious.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“Whoever said it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all was a moron.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“What was it about Halloween that gave every girl license to dress as slutty as possible?” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“There are things that are right in this world and things that are wrong, and it's up to people to choose.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“I sometimes think you understand me better than I understand myself. We wasted so much stupid time. Time I can never get back with… — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“Why isn't there a holiday for all the sad sacks of the world who might actually need a crappy gift or schmaltzy card to… — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“I have never felt more ridiculous. If this is what it means to be a woman I am not the slightest bit interested.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Be neither too early in the fashion, nor too long out of it, nor too precisely in it; what custom hath civilized is become… — Francis Quarles Copy Share Image
There is nothing about myself that I wouldn't reveal or write about. I don't care how horrendous or ridiculous I may appear in person… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Cultivate the habit of thinking ahead, and of anticipating the necessary and immediate consequences of all your actions… Likewise in your pleasures, ask yourself… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
My rule is, when you are unhappy, think about it. But when you're happy, don't. Why spoil it? You're probably happy for some ridiculous… — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
It's very important to me that people accept me as a transgendered female. But it's ridiculous to a lot of people and I understand… — Alexis Arquette Copy Share Image
We would go to photo sessions and it was just the most ridiculous stuff. It was like, 'Here, lick on these lollipops.' And we're… — Charlotte Caffey Copy Share Image
I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars. — Sebastian Thrun Copy Share Image
Behind many acts that are thought ridiculous there lie wise and weighty motives. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
