Ice cream Quote by Kim Harrison

“Bug?” Jenks shouted, incensed. “You sack of sweat stink. I’ve got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you’re better than me? Poop ice…

— Kim Harrison

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to fart and watch with glee as you pass out from the smell.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“Red ants that had a sour farty smell when they were squashed.”

— Arundhati Roy

“Shit" Bug said, his face sour. "It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a lead and…

— Ilona Andrews

“She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.…

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“Oh, come on, Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart.”

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell.”

— L.R.W. Lee