Cafes Quote by Karl Pilkington

“I love tattoos on women,” said Henry. “Although the last one I saw was on Sally Mae, a friend of mine at the nursing…

— Kristen Middleton

One person's tattoo is nobody else's business

— Don Ed Hardy

Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.

— Jimmy Buffett

Eveybody likes to speculate that me and Austin Starr are somehow related. I always say that that guy never had a tattoo.

— Austin Aries

“The lesson here is that a giant cupcake tattoo is typically an indication of two things: (1) Sister go her hands on some crystal…

— Laurie Notaro

His & Hers tattoo

— Heatherr

“The only tattoos visible as she dug out her sketchbook and handed it over were the ones on her wrists like bracelets - a…

— Laini Taylor

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one.

— Ashley Scott

“It was cheerful inside, without the aggressive Easy Rider feel of some of the other tattoo parlors in the city, where the handle-jawed thugs…

— Marisha Pessl

...for all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal...

— Herman Melville

I was trying to keep 'Inked' more about the tattoo shop, and it slowly turned into a Carey Hart TV show and that's something…

— Carey Hart

After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify…

— Darynda Jones