License plate Quote by Justine Ezarik Download Open image “Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you.” — Justine Ezarik ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare License plate
My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H... so that's pretty cool. — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!! — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
I feel like I was just ran over by a dump truck, anyone get the license plate number? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Now when you see me in the Lamborghini speeding, bumpin Screw. I know you see my license plate, Lil' Flip 2. — Lil Flip Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm fine. It just depends on where you are and if someone sees you and takes down your licence plate number. But sometimes… — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper… — Jeff Mariotte Copy Share Image
Coupe rose, two-tone, parked with no plates. You too close, you gotta ask, can you approach may? I told em sports wasn't my forte.… — Vado Copy Share Image
I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I Miss New York", so I smashed their window and stole their radio. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have a tattoo, I ask them why they never see a bumper sticker on a Bugatti or… — Crapp Copy Share Image
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I ask them 'Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because you have a motorcycle doesnt mean you have to drive like an idiot, know what I mean??!??? — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Why cant Facebook just make ONE app that works? No need for camera, messenger and whatever else.. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH??!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
I want my car to give me achievements for backing up really close to objects and not hitting them. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
I can't believe there isn't just a link to reset security questions for your Apple IDcustomer service couldn't even do it for me!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Just shattered my iPhone trying to outrun zombies. I'm not even joking. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Yoga instructor sounded exactly like Owen Wilson. Totally ruined my practice!!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
There is always a 5 hour wait at every cheese cake factory no matter what time of day. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Can't imagine how many marathons I'd be able to run if I'd actually go to the gym instead of just thinking about it. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
The amount of times in a day I have to use 'find my iphone' in my own house is really sad. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
List of things that went wrong today just keeps increasing lol. NEED NAP AND CANDY ASAP. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Kids in Alaska don't know they're growing up on the Last Frontier. It's just what they see on the license plates, and it's something… — Tom Bodett Copy Share Image
This guy had smuggler as a license plate in Washington. This were I say what a joke dude gets caught smuggling. Some people are… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I was thinking about New Mexico, and I rounded the corner in New York, and there was a New Mexico license plate: "New Mexico,… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Just witnessed a hit and run with my friends car...Good thing I have a photographic memory and got that license plate memorized!! — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Not playing by the rules, not seeing things conventionally, that's the heart of who he [ Steve Jobs] is, and he does it in… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
“Does your license plate mean something?" Bing asked. "En-o-ess-four-a-two?" "Nosferatu," the man Charlie Manx said. "Nosfer-what-who?" Manx said, "It is one of my little… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
Live free or die is not just a slogan on a license plate. It is the very essence of who we are. — Chris Sununu Copy Share Image
If I have my daughter in the car and they are making me nervous, I'll do whatever I have to do. I keep a… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
There is - you know, there's receipts for rented cars and license plates and guns and hand prints and palm prints and fingerprints. You… — Patty Hearst Copy Share Image
“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image