Quote by Justine Ezarik Download Open image “Just shattered my iPhone trying to outrun zombies. I'm not even joking.” — Justine Ezarik ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
It's the smartphone that has turned adults and children alike into tech-addicted zombies, dumbly swiping and jabbing at their screens, oblivious to the world… — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
“Whip," Walter echoed. "So there's an iPhone app for fighting zombies. Interesting.” — Amelia Beamer Copy Share Image
Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control. — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Zombies cannot run. I say this definitively as the godfather of zombies. Zombies cannot run. So anyone who has a zombie running...don't listen to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, zombies aren’t very flammable, and it went out instantly. — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
You are working up to Mr. Fantastic Fiction levels of Zombie Expert, which is like playing Guitar Hero on some level that actually melts… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Just because you have a motorcycle doesnt mean you have to drive like an idiot, know what I mean??!??? — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Why cant Facebook just make ONE app that works? No need for camera, messenger and whatever else.. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH??!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
I want my car to give me achievements for backing up really close to objects and not hitting them. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
I can't believe there isn't just a link to reset security questions for your Apple IDcustomer service couldn't even do it for me!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Yoga instructor sounded exactly like Owen Wilson. Totally ruined my practice!!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
There is always a 5 hour wait at every cheese cake factory no matter what time of day. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Can't imagine how many marathons I'd be able to run if I'd actually go to the gym instead of just thinking about it. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
The amount of times in a day I have to use 'find my iphone' in my own house is really sad. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
List of things that went wrong today just keeps increasing lol. NEED NAP AND CANDY ASAP. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Anytime someone says YOLO I think it's a candy and get real excited. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
