If I fell in my apartment right now, I might need one of those beepers for someone to come save me. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Just because you have a motorcycle doesnt mean you have to drive like an idiot, know what I mean??!??? — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Why cant Facebook just make ONE app that works? No need for camera, messenger and whatever else.. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH??!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
I want my car to give me achievements for backing up really close to objects and not hitting them. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
I can't believe there isn't just a link to reset security questions for your Apple IDcustomer service couldn't even do it for me!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Just shattered my iPhone trying to outrun zombies. I'm not even joking. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Yoga instructor sounded exactly like Owen Wilson. Totally ruined my practice!!! — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
There is always a 5 hour wait at every cheese cake factory no matter what time of day. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
Can't imagine how many marathons I'd be able to run if I'd actually go to the gym instead of just thinking about it. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
The amount of times in a day I have to use 'find my iphone' in my own house is really sad. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
List of things that went wrong today just keeps increasing lol. NEED NAP AND CANDY ASAP. — Justine Ezarik Copy Share Image
