Birthday Quote by John Lydon

“These birthdays were national holidays and all children were given treats and candies. From our youngest years we associated the Great Leader and Dear…

— Hyeonseo Lee

“Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked…

— Gladys Bagg Taber

But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a…

— Anonymous

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on…

— Craig Ferguson

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.

— Aberjhani

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

— Scott Dikkers

I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was very covetous…

— Amanda Marshall

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

— Will Ferrell

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.

— Anonymous

Empathising with the younger children on whom the same confidence trick was being imposed, I embarked on a crusade around the neighbourhood, telling all…

— Barbara Smoker

In my experience, clever food is not appreciated at Christmas. It makes the little ones cry and the old ones nervous.

— Jane Grigson