Quote by John Green Download Open image ““for checking the fullness of his bladder.”” — John Green ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My mind, my logical, practical, reasoning mind, is peeing in his mind pants.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?” — Sara Barron Copy Share Image
“this is an unnecessary gesture.' 'All the best ones are,' Troy Said. 'Now open the doors. My bladder is about explode,” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image