America Quote by Jim Hightower

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick…

— Craig Ferguson

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

— Molly Ivins

Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.

— Bill Maher

“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention." [ Shrub Flubs His Dub…

— Molly Ivins

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.

— Kinky Friedman

I will keep working in Congress to ensure that Texas gets the investment in infrastructure we need.

— Colin Allred

Texas Governor Rick Perry distanced himself from George W. Bush by saying, 'I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.' In other words,…

— Conan O'Brien

Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I…

— Bill Maher

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

— Ron White

Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why should he…

— Dick Cheney

I think there's one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president.

— Jay Leno

You gotta love Rick Perry's swagger. The Texas Governor is out there in the Iowa cornfields, unabashedly going to toe-to-toe with President Obama, doing…

— Jeff Goodell