"No matter how you feel about your extended……" — Jim Gaffigan
"No matter how you feel about your extended family or family gatherings you will be attending. This is because now the ultimate reason for attending family gatherings is for your children to have the time of their lives with their cousins. Little kids love their cousins. I’m not being cute or exaggerating here. Cousins are like celebrities for little kids. If little kids had a People magazine, cousins would be on the cover. Cousins are the barometers of how fun a family get-together will be. “Are the cousins going to be there? Fun!"
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99 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan has 99 quotes on this site.
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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your…
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending…
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I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
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Here Stormbringer spies the Stepsons, the Theban fighters, and the 3rd Commando, attending to their own. In the face of…
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The purpose of life is to realize God within ourselves. This can be done even whilst attending to our worldly…
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After a child has arrived at the legal age for attending school,-whether he be the child of noble or of…
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We ought to deprecate the hazard attending ardent and susceptible minds, from being too strongly, and too early prepossessed in…
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Weapons are the tools of violence;all decent men detest them.Weapons are the tools of fear;a decent man will avoid themexcept…
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I still get excited just attending a final four, because the process is so long, so arduous, so challenging, that…
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The best way to economize time is to 'lose' half an hour each day attending Holy Mass.
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As for butterflies, I can hardly conceive of one's attending upon you; but to question the congruence of the complement…
— Marianne Moore
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Births and deaths are inevitable for man only during the state of ignorance in which he thinks he is the…
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It is a matter of public shame that while we have now commemorated our hundredth anniversary, not one in every…
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