Bloody Quote by Jeremy Clarkson

Too old at 72? Careful. Ageism is out. We'll have the law on you!

— Melvyn Bragg

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.

— Jason Love

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

— Zach Galifianakis

We can't reach old age by another man's road.

— Mark Twain

Sometimes [the expression] old age has a kind of harrowing beauty. But elderly - ugh!

— Dodie Smith

“Regrettably, wayward behavior toward the elderly is a password for many youths today. Your watchword should be caution if a challenge is intended, and…

— Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

Old age is a lease nature only signs as a particular favor, and it may be, to one, only in the space of two…

— Michel de Montaigne

What's sad is that an 80-year-old grandpa has to be the open-minded one. Old people aren't old because of their age, but because of…

— Jose Mujica

The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is…

— Jessica Savitch

“remember the rules, rules that were never spelled out but that every woman knew: Don’t open your door to a stranger, even if he…

— Margaret Atwood

Respect the older folks even if they act like they don't deserve it, they have lived long enough to deserve some.

— Terry Mark

Refuse to let an old person move into your body.

— Wayne Dyer