Peeps Quote by Jaye Wells

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh,…

— Jeaniene Frost

“I suppose cats have sayings like... "A dead mouse...has no entertainment value." How's that? Doesn't exactly trip off the tongue, does it? Okay, how…

— Dave McKean

“Let me explain before another word is written: I have never once asked a cat, "So tell me what's up, Charlie?" and Charlie says,…

— Jackson Galaxy

Cats can't understand English, so you tell a cat, 'Come on. Jump on the bed,' and he just looks at you like, 'What are…

— Dean-Charles Chapman

“How many times have you overanalyzed your every little action only to notice your cat peeing in full view of everyone, sometimes locking eyes…

— Francesco Marciuliano

“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”

— Elle Casey

“There was a cable-TV program that documented how Peeps are made, and it showed unlimited hordes of Peeps bouncing merrily down a conveyor belt,…

— Paul Rudnick

“lick you stupid cat!”

— Erin Hunter

“You’ve got sex hair … or crazy cat lady hair. They’re remarkably similar.”

— Molly Harper

“Stupid weirdo! Liar! You filthy cat-boy-!!”

— Peach-Pit

“Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat! Do you have my cat?”

— M.A. Stacie

“Mother of God, it’s huuuuge!” “I know.” “No, seriously.” “I know.” “Fuck me. I think I’m about to pee myself”

— Kylie Scott