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Brain Quote by Jay Mohr

“We all shared this experience. We all had one brain,…” quote by Jay Mohr — Download Open image

“We all shared this experience. We all had one brain, we were one giant organism working and having joy. "What about Walken?" Sorry, bro...Maybe I should've done an hour and 34 minutes.”

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