Computers Quote by Jamie McGuire

“It rolled over you like old oil from a fryer.”

— Ilona Andrews

“so we were able to strip down and wipe the goo off ourselves”

— Tom Angleberger

“Still waiting for them to make reversible diapers, maybe with teflon coating...”

— Neil Leckman

“the big problem is the lubricant contaminating the shaft.”

— Craig Alanson

“I tugged on Galveston's parka. "I have an idea," and showed him a tub of bacon grease from my bag. I had procured it…

— Daniel Ganninger

“You could rub a dry turd with a whole can of linseed oil, after all, and all you'd end up with was mess of…

— Bruce Machart

“Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!”

— Daniel Nayeri

“This was the hidden machinery of life, not a clean, clinical well-oiled engine, monitored by a thousand meticulous dials, but a crazy, stumbling contraption…

— Margaret Mahy

“And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have…

— Christopher Moore

“I gave my girlfriend a gallon of my semen and a minivan and told her to fill it up with kids. Big mistake! I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Remember that people break down, too, not just machinery.”

— Gregory Benford

“A man so slimy he would have found employment as axle grease.”

— Joe Abercrombie