Quote by Joe Abercrombie Download Open image ““A man so slimy he would have found employment as axle grease.”” — Joe Abercrombie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. And so betwixt the two of them, they licked the platter clean.” — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
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“Jobs could be charming to people he hated just as easily as he could be insulting to people he liked.” — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
“It was the first time I’d ever been in a Roller. I sat there in the back seat, like the King of England, thinking,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“I thought that fat people were stupid, I thought they were lazy, and I thought they smelled bad.” — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
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“She shrugged. “I fell. I’m a clumsy fool.” “I know how you feel. I’m such a fool I knocked half my teeth out and… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Things aren't what they used to be' is the rallying cry of small minds. When men say things used to be better, they invariably… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Mercy and weakness are the same thing in war, and there's no prize for nice behavior.” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“The lowly have small ambitions, and are satisfied with small indulgences. They need not get fair treatment. They need only think that they do... ” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“What do the dice say?" Dice say nothing. They are dice." Why roll'em, then?" They are dice. What else would I do with them?” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“That was the difference between a hero and a villain, a soldier and a murderer, a victory and a crime. Which side of a… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Nostalgia was becoming a favoured hobby of his. Strange, how the best moments of our lives we scarcely notice except in looking back.” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“The only difference between war and murder is the number of dead.” — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Names turned over by time, like the plough turning the soil. Bringing up the new while the old were buried in the mud. — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Knives,’ muttered Calder, ‘and threats, and bribes, and war?’ Bayaz’ eyes shone with the lamplight. ‘Yes?’ ‘What kind of a fucking wizard are you?’… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“Straining and straining, getting nowhere, but unable to stop pushing in case the rock should fall and crush him. Meanwhile, arrogant bastards who were… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image