Tom Angleberger

Beware the power of the dark side.

— Tom Angleberger

“Kitchen boys cost extra. A lot extra. They often turn out to be plucky little heroes with hearts of gold and a…

— Tom Angleberger

Sometimes I wonder if all my friends are insane.

— Tom Angleberger

“For some reason, anytime an adult decides you are 'representing' something, they decide you should represent it by being as quiet and…

— Tom Angleberger

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— Tom Angleberger

“It pays to be nice. Maybe not right away, but someday.”

— Tom Angleberger

Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

— Tom Angleberger

“He piled fib on top of lie on top of exaggeration and cemented it all with hyperbole.”

— Tom Angleberger

“I love to read books! There are so many authors that I think are really fun to read.”

— Tom Angleberger

A School Library is Like the Bat Cave: it's a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the…

— Tom Angleberger

The Force- always may it be with you.

— Tom Angleberger

“Ignorance and evil-an ugly alliance.”

— Tom Angleberger

I'm one of those people who likes a good G-rated movie. So many of my favorite movies are G-rated. I think it's…

— Tom Angleberger

“You see, the lives of servants are not lived by clocks, but by the ringing of their masters' bells.”

— Tom Angleberger

“The things people tease you for are not your weaknesses, they are your superpowers!”

— Tom Angleberger

“so we were able to strip down and wipe the goo off ourselves”

— Tom Angleberger

Dear Frank Einstein, Please invent time machine. Send your books back in time to me in 1978. Also a levitating skateboard. Tommy

— Tom Angleberger

Didn't Gandalf say "With great power comes great responsibility"? (If it wasn't Gandalf, maybe it was Thomas Jefferson. Or Spider-Man's uncle.)

— Tom Angleberger