Dead Quote by J.A. Saare

“I now understand the whole jumping on the couch and punching the floor thing. I don't know how to express how I feel! Where's…

— Jamie McGuire

“Driggs, stop it.” “What?” “You’re trying to get me to talk about my feelings.” “So?” “So you’re not Oprah. Leave me alone.”

— Gina Damico

“There’s always a good reason to berate Oprah.  Her empire is built entirely on bullshit.  She endorses pseudo-science, she promotes psychics, she gives voice…

— Noah Lugeons

“I look over at Phil—disgusting, perverted, foot-fetish Phil—and pray that she hurries the hell up.”

— Harper Sloan

“The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on seemingly permanent…

— Alice Clayton

Now, if I could get Mark to put down his phone and stop taking breaks, we’d be able to finish up before Oprah comes…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I’ve noticed that you are retarded, Dr. Phil.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“It’s four o’clock, guys. I’m going up to watch Oprah. Unless the shop catches fire or we’re under massive zombie invasion, I don’t exist…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Look how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll." "Why, thank you, Jenny." Christine graciously accepted the compliment, only to…

— Carroll Bryant

“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just…

— Jesse Petersen

“What if it’s Phil? Did he already suck my toes while I was sleeping? I’m going to die and Phil is going to cut…

— Harper Sloan

“You two stop your bickering," ordered the Doctor. "We're not bickering," Crash insisted. "Then stop whatever it is you're doing." "Having fun?" "Yes.”

— J. Grace Pennington