Aunt Quote by Ilona Andrews Download Open image “I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.” — Ilona Andrews ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aunt Bad mom Crazy Mom
No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
You don't get to be the bad mom and still succeed at your job and be tough. It's such a good job because it's… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I'm a mother myself, and sometimes mothers get a bad rap just because they've tried to do their job. Some people have more of… — Annie Potts Copy Share Image
I basically don't do that well with children, although my sister says I'm a great aunt, — Ann B. Davis Copy Share Image
My mother is a strong person. She's funny but volatile, with a pretty bad temper. — Grayson Perry Copy Share Image
“Did he kill Grandmother?” I whispered. “Don’t be ridiculous,” Erra’s voice said in my ear. “She is already dead. Besides, your grandmother was the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hit her with his best smile. Her eyes widened. She took a deep breath. 'Oh no, not that seductive face. I'm overcome with… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Because he doesn’t want me talking to my grandmother.” Barabas looked at Curran. Curran shrugged. “It’s a family thing. Sometimes your father puts your… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He came for me. I couldn’t believe it. He came for me . Into a flying palace full of thousands of armed rakshasas in… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He hung his head. “Am I punished?” “Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was painfully shy, so my aunt suggested to my mum that me and my brother go to Stage 84, a performing arts school… — Christian Cooke Copy Share Image
I'll just do a round around of the house and make sure the rest of the family are fast asleep. We don't want that… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1964, my sister and I went to South Ballston, Virginia, to stay with my aunt and her kids. They passed… — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got… — Lee Friedlander Copy Share Image
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
This kind of thing always amazed Ginny--people who just walked away from institutions. People who left school when they didn't see the point. Aunt… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
my sweet old etcetera aunt lucy during the recent war could and what is more did tell you just what everybody was fighting for,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My aunt put my cousins into a children's modelling agency, then my mum did it with us. Me and my sister got a few… — Sullivan Stapleton Copy Share Image
Classical music has become rarefied, like a maiden aunt that nobody wants to talk to. — Charles Hazlewood Copy Share Image